Aixam Crossline, 2011

FOR SALE: Aixam Crossline (2011) – A vehicle that will change your perspective on walking! A fair warning right away: if you are thinking about buying this car – better don't. Really. Read until the end and think carefully if you actually need this. While writing the ad, I opened the features list and simply couldn't find anything to check. Climate control? Leather interior? The engine itself provides the massage here while you're standing at a traffic light. What is actually in this car: Wheels: 4 units (all round, they roll). Engine: It exists. It rattles, vibrates, and generates motivation to never be late. Roof over your head: Ensures that you stay dry when it rains. The wind also doesn't blow directly into your face. Heating: Hooray! I found something in this car that actually works great! Why is it worth buying this specific model? If you compare this machine with other lawnmower or microwave models – this choice is surprisingly good. This is the Crossline version, which means visually it tries to look like a real SUV. Of course, you shouldn't go off-road with it (unless you want to check how much a car weighs when you have to push it out alone), but at the shopping mall, it looks almost like a car. Other undeniable advantages: Speed: It reaches a speed such that speed cameras simply decide to ignore you. Fuel consumption: Fuel here is sniffed, not drunk. Once you fill the tank, you can forget which side the fuel cap is on. Parking: You can park even where others only leave scooters. Condition: Technically sound as much as a transport object made of plastic and enthusiasm can be. It drives, it stops, it catches all the neighbors' attention (because it can be heard from afar). Driven by a girl, so her dad made sure the car actually runs. The price is negotiable only while standing by the hood and only if you truly need it.